Hole Lot of Lettuce

Steve Skiver   -  

Hole Lot of Lettuce

 

A meditation for Lent

 

 

 

Lettuce make man in our image

Lettuce get him to drink wine tonight

Lettuce make a covenant, you and I

Lettuce get going on our journey, and I will lead the way for you

Lettuce find favor in the sight of my lord, and we will be Pharaoh’s servants

Lettuce go on a three-day journey into the wilderness, and lettuce sacrifice to the Lord

Pharaoh stubbornly refused to lettuce go

Lettuce send out some of our men so that they can scout the land

Come on now, lettuce build an altar—but not for burnt offerings and not for sacrifice

Lettuce hear this message at this time

Tell your riddle. Lettuce hear it

Lettuce bring the Ark of the Covenant of the Lord here from Shiloh

Lettuce be courageous for our people

Lettuce fall into the hand of the Lord , for his mercy is great

Lettuce put sackcloth around our waists and ropes on our heads and go out to the king of Israel.

Lettuce build with you, for we worship your God

Lettuce sing to the Lord; lettuce make a joyful noise to the rock of our salvation!

This is the day that the Lord has made; lettuce rejoice and be glad in it.

Rise, lettuce be going; see, my betrayer is at hand

Wait, lettuce see whether Elijah will come to save him

Lettuce also go, that we may die with him

Lettuce hold fast our confession

Lettuce consider how to stir up one another to love and good works

Lettuce be grateful for receiving a kingdom that cannot be shaken, and thus lettuce offer to God acceptable worship, with reverence and awe

Lettuce rejoice and exult and give him the glory

God has made me laugh. Everyone who hears will laugh with me

Lettuce think the same thing and walk in line with what we already have attained

 

 

Lettuce Trust the Promises

Steve Skiver

 

 

 

Genesis 1:26, Genesis 19:34, Genesis 31:34, Genesis 33:12, Genesis 47:25, Exodus 13:15, Deuteronomy 1:22, Joshua 22:26, Judges 13:23, Judges 14:13, 1 Samuel 4:3, 2 Samuel 10:12, 2 Samuel 24:14, 1 Kings 20:31, Ezra 4:2, Psalm 95:1, Psalm 118:24, Matthew 26:46, Matthew 27:49, John 11:16, Hebrews 4:14, Hebrews 10:24, Revelation 19:7, Genesis 21:6, Philippians 3:16

 

Let us approach Holy Week in joy!